geekdom Web Standards jokes

geekdom Web Standards jokes


Against my better judgement...


Now and then a web maker or two might fall bored, reach the heights (or depths?) of geekdom and come up with some Web Standards jokes...



Q: Why did the XHTML actress turn down an Oscar?

A: Because she refused to be involved in the presentation.




Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?

A: Because it didn't have a font-family.




Q: Why do CSS designers have too many children?

A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.



Q: Why was IE5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6's 3-metre wide cell?

A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.And my personal favourite...



Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?

A: Because it wasn't nested properly.

Boom boom.

I hang my head in shame...







Why did the geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his myspace page?

Because he wanted to keep a low profile!