Werewolf Jokes
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Werewolf Jokes
Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf? Don't worry about that and comb your face. |
Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop? He was chop-lifting. |
How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front. |
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine? It became a wash and werewolf. |
What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards? Best vicious of the season. |
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm. |
Why do werewolves do well at school? Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer. |
What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home? A comb. |
Where does a werewolf sit in the theater? Anywhere he wants to! |
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf? A mad dog that chases airplanes. |
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Re: Werewolf Jokes
What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash-and-werewolf. |
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour? When he got up he only had three legs. |
What do you call a werewolf with no legs? Anything you like - he can't chase you. |
How do you know that a werewolf's been in the fridge? There are paw prints in the butter. |
How do you know that two werewolves have been in the fridge? There are two sets of paw prints in the butter. |
What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning? You had some party last night! |
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves' party? He had them howling in the aisles. |
Did you hear about the sick werewolf? He lost his voice but it's howl right now. |
Werewolf: Doctor, doctor, thank you so much for curing me. Doctor: So you don't think you're a werewolf any more? Werewolf: Absolutely not, I'm quite clear now - see my nose is nice and cold. |
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock? He got ticks. |
Re: Werewolf Jokes
How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for two hours. |
Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl? Because it gave him an eerie ache. |
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by its tail? It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you. |
I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right noooooooooooooooooow! |
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you? Throw a stick and shout fetch! |
Why are werewolves thought of as quickwitted? Because they always give snappy answers. |
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son Camera? Because he was always snapping. |
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on? A wear-wolf. |
What do you call a hairy beast in a river? A weir-wolf. |
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists? A were-wolf. |
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