Dumb Jokes

Barbeque definition

Barbeque - a line you wait in to buy dolls.





What do you call a pig with a...


What do you call a pig with a fork?

Pork.





Naming the twins


A man's sister has twins, a girl and a boy so he offers to go andregister them, and when he gets to the register office he realized hedidn't know what to name them. So he chose their name. Then he wenthome and told his sister that the girl was called 'denice', she said okthat's nice what about the boy? Oh he's called denephew!






Naked


Nancy and Betty, and Jim and Tom were in the old people's home.

Nancy and Betty thought Jim and Tom weren't getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim and Tom's room.

Later that night they did just that. Jim looked at Tom and said, "Didyou see that? What in the hell were Nancy & Betty wearing?"

"I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing."