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by discovery Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:20 pm

Ah... Childhood Memories...

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You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill
quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?

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Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the
waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be
turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause
he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and
never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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have a nice day

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